So you’re telling me that the stuff you wrote trying to be funny was actually funny? The problem was it just went over my head? Hmmm ya I’ll take your word for it, you must be right, me dumb. Talking about a pitcher that has been out of baseball for awhile and showing a picture of a fat rapper with a chick with a fake orange tan is so complex and subtle in it’s hilarity that it just went right over my head. I GET IT NOW, THEY ARE BOTH FAT! LOL making fun of fat people is hilarious! Making fun of a chick that has nothing to do with anything even more hilarious. Using a picture not related to anything and recycling the same jokes that tons of other websites used when the picture was actually current, GENIUS! And don’t get me started with the clever way you referenced hot tub time machine and how the yanks can spend lots of money. Knock the Yanks while the Sox did exactly what you have probably complained about for years. Neglect to mention that many other baseball owners are more wealthy than the Steinbrenners’ and that those owners decide to pocket money rather than re-invest it in the team like the Yanks do so often.

If it is your goal to go after the Yankees you can do a much better job of it and you can base your criticism on facts, you can make it even more compelling by saying what they could have done differently…or you can continue to repeat and recycle sh*t you have heard others say and whenever someone tells you something you wrote wasn’t that funny you can say that it’s just because it went over their head.

Still Phillip is on the hook here for lack of analysis. Why should we expect more from D Lee this year?

I have no problem with him calling out the Yanks either but find a better reason or at least give the whole story. He tried to paint Cashman as a fool but that only works if he doesn’t include all the information. CC pitching every second day? Maybe that was Hank’s plan when he signed Soriano to that contract. CC goes 4 every second day. Cash knows whats going on. Hank, that’s probably the guy you want to go after next time Phillip.

Phillip didn’t put up that photo…I did because I thought it was damn funny. And it is. Surely even a Yankee fan can see that? Now, now, let’s all try to get along.

You also showed a picture of Fat Joe with some orange chick, it seems bizarre to do that and to never mention that wasn’t actually Bartolo, maybe you really don’t know? Did you use that picture for some reason other than coming up with an opening paragraph about some chick with a fake tan that has nothing to do with baseball or anything in this article?

I guess I don’t blame you for such a weak article if it’s your first for the site. I also don’t blame you for not knowing how to handle talking smack to the Yanks this year. Boston fans have been whining and whining for years about the Yankees going out and signing free agents and ‘buying’ championships. Now that the Red Sox are obviously imitating what they have seen you guys have nothing at all to say. I say have fun with the expectations and the pressure for once and see how easy it is to buy a championship in the offseason. Boston is no longer cowboys or idiots, they are hired mercenaries with huge paychecks and expectations. Not only that but you will need something new to whine about if the yanks still beat you.

And how about a little analysis? The only reason Vasquez was so horrible was that he was in the AL…no mention at all of the decline in velocity? You think that will just magically return because he’s going to the NL again? like those ESPN guys say, c’mon man!

Hope you come with a better effort next time Phillip! And if you want to talk smack about the Yankees do it. Fat Joes’ chick is neither here nor there, I do hope you run into him and he finds out though…

Buck Foston!