Eva Spurred on by Paparazzi

Upon arriving in Los Angeles for Game Five between her husband Tony Parker’s Spurs and the Lakers, Eva Longoria was grilled by the Paparazzi about how she felt about her man’s team being down. Was she hassled by the Lakers’ fans on the plane, wondered the TMZ reporter? Uh, dude, probably not nearly as bad as you’re hassling her, ya asswipe. Strangely, Eva didn’t have much to say on how San Antonio could get back in the series. In fact, she didn’t have much to say at all. Anyways, Parker and the Spurs were taken out by the Lakers, leaving the couple of begin their off-season vacation plans earlier than expected. Check out the video here.

Mikey Likes It

On Saturday, guess who was seen at the UFC match at MGM Garden in Las Vegas? Michael Jackson of all people was spotted taking the action, And get this – there were no pre-pubescent boys on the card for the evening. Go figure!

Candor at Cannes

Among the talk of the town at Cannes was James Toback’s 90-minute documentary Tyson, about former boxing champion/convict Mike Tyson. The entire film is essentially one long interview with Tyson, whose candor is nothing if not refreshing. He spills his guts about virtually every component of his controversial life, both in and out of the ring. First, Tyson would bite your ear off; now, he just talks it off. I guess that’s progress, isn’t it?

Hmmm…spending the offseason tossing the pigskin around or porking this? Tom Brady faces a tough call. Seeking Shade(s) in Ibiza Are you wondering how Tom Brady is spending his offseason? What’s his workout regimen? How is he planning on preparing for the 2008 season to help the Patriots get back to the Super Bowl? Well, as part [...] more

Enough with the scouting reports, Anna. Show us some booty! Why are Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen being so close mouthed about this alleged sex tape? So what if they were supposedly caught doing the mummy and daddy dance in a private restaurant wine cellar? What’s a little porking and corking between friends? Besides, sex tapes are [...] more

I’m not feeling the love between Hulk and Linda Hogan these days. Apparently, the easiest way to bag yourself a Cosmopolitan Fun Fearless Male Award is to bag Jessica Simpson. It’s uncanny. Consider that last year, Jessica’s ex-hubby Nick Lachey earned the Fun Fearless Male of the Year Award. This year, three more Simpson lovers – past and [...] more

Floyd Mayweather has some seriously fine taste in bling. (TMZ.com) Wrestler Floyd Mayweather celebrated his 31st birthday in style last week, taking Vegas by storm with both a lovely hottie on his arm (R&B singer Keisha Cole) and some serious accessories. Round his neck, ‘Pretty Boy’ was sporting a huge-ass pendant that said “Philthy Rich.” The [...] more