Evelyn Lozada is ready to receive. (Instagram)
Los Angeles Dodger outfielder Carl Crawford wishes his body was in as good shape as Evelyn Lozada, his baby mama that just churned out the couple’s first bundle of joy three months and change ago.
And look at her now, showing off a bikini-ready and milfy bod for fourth of July celebrations. The reality TV star (Basketball Wives) is 38 and has a 20-year-old daughter from a previous marriage. Twenty? Meow! At this stage, Lozada will soon be ready to trade in her MILF card for GILF membership.
So while Crawford, six years her junior, nurses his way back from yet another injury, keep in mind that he may soon be bumping uglies with a grandmother.
Yet another reason for Fantasy owners to avoid Crawford and his whopping 40 hits in 44 games and 150 at-bats this season. Yuck.
Kim Kardashian Busting Out
Former Mrs. Kris Humphries (for about seven minutes), Kim Kardashian is looking pretty chunky these days. Check out her hips and booty making a break for it in these recent pics. Wow. What’s bigger? Humphries’ wing span or Kardashian’s hip size?
Aaron Rodgers is one Lucky Dude
Have you had a chance to check out the lovely Olivia Munn swallowing a wiener whole? Green Bay Packer QB Aaron Rodgers’ girlfriend, who stars on HBO’s superb show The Newsroom, made some headlines of her own for her “look ma, no hands” display.
After seeing Munn in action, we are almost speechless. Really, this was the only thing going on in our head:
The Wayback Machine: Shockey and Reid
Today, we dial it back to January 2003, when everyone’s favourite athlete squeeze, Tara Reid, went on a single date with New York Giants rookie Jeremy Shockey. It was Super Bowl weekend, so Shockey took Reid to a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, hoping perhaps it would get her hot for his chili pepper. Well, we’re guessing that didn’t happen, considering the couple never did make it out for a second date. Even Tara, known to look a little sloppy from time to time (whaddaya mean my panties are showing?), couldn’t bring herself to love this.
Now it’s your turn. Let us know in the comments below what you think of Lozada’s booty, Kimmy’s proportions or how Olivia makes your wiener feel.
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