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Squeeze Play: Carl Crawford Baby Mama Looking Fine

July 5, 2014 | by RotoRob | Comments (0)
Evelyn Lozada is doing better than her fiancee Carl Crawford these days.
Evelyn Lozada is ready to receive. (Instagram)

Los Angeles Dodger outfielder Carl Crawford wishes his body was in as good shape as Evelyn Lozada, his baby mama that just churned out the couple’s first bundle of joy three months and change ago.

And look at her now, showing off a bikini-ready and milfy bod for fourth of July celebrations. The reality TV star (Basketball Wives) is 38 and has a 20-year-old daughter from a previous marriage. Twenty? Meow! At this stage, Lozada will soon be ready to trade in her MILF card for GILF membership.

So while Crawford, six years her junior, nurses his way back from yet another injury, keep in mind that he may soon be bumping uglies with a grandmother.

Yet another reason for Fantasy owners to avoid Crawford and his whopping 40 hits in 44 games and 150 at-bats this season. Yuck.

Kim Kardashian Busting Out

Former Mrs. Kris Humphries (for about seven minutes), Kim Kardashian is looking pretty chunky these days. Check out her hips and booty making a break for it in these recent pics. Wow. What’s bigger? Humphries’ wing span or Kardashian’s hip size?

Aaron Rodgers is one Lucky Dude

Have you had a chance to check out the lovely Olivia Munn swallowing a wiener whole? Green Bay Packer QB Aaron Rodgers’ girlfriend, who stars on HBO’s superb show The Newsroom, made some headlines of her own for her “look ma, no hands” display.

After seeing Munn in action, we are almost speechless. Really, this was the only thing going on in our head:

The Wayback Machine: Shockey and Reid

Today, we dial it back to January 2003, when everyone’s favourite athlete squeeze, Tara Reid, went on a single date with New York Giants rookie Jeremy Shockey. It was Super Bowl weekend, so Shockey took Reid to a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, hoping perhaps it would get her hot for his chili pepper. Well, we’re guessing that didn’t happen, considering the couple never did make it out for a second date. Even Tara, known to look a little sloppy from time to time (whaddaya mean my panties are showing?), couldn’t bring herself to love this.

Now it’s your turn. Let us know in the comments below what you think of Lozada’s booty, Kimmy’s proportions or how Olivia makes your wiener feel.

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Squeeze Play: Halle Berry About to Pump Out Another Pup

August 6, 2013 | by RotoRob | Comments (0)
Meanwhile, there’s been no word whether Nicole acquiesced to Michael’s demand that she sign a prenup before they got married, but the fact that they still haven’t tied the knot says something. He’s been divorced twice and apparently has finally learned a thing or two. Of course, she’s got her own stash of cash after nabbing a cool $15 million when she split with Eddie.
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Squeeze Play: Brad Penny to Shed Bachelor Ways

November 8, 2010 | by RotoRob | Comments (0)
I guess they both have plenty of spare time these days. And at least we don’t have to wonder who will be pitching and who will be receiving in this relationship.
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Squeeze Play: Eva’s Got Nothing to Say

May 30, 2008 | by RotoRob | Comments (4)
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Squeeze Play: The Ibiza Workout

May 3, 2008 | by RotoRob | Comments (2)
Hmmm…spending the offseason tossing the pigskin around or porking this? Tom Brady faces a tough call. Seeking Shade(s) in Ibiza Are you wondering how Tom Brady is spending his offseason? What’s his workout regimen? How is he planning on preparing for the 2008 season to help the Patriots get back to the Super Bowl? Well, as part [...]
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