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Squeeze Play: Jessica’s Award-Winning Conquests

March 9, 2008 | by RotoRob | Comments (1)
Linda Bolleas is getting pissed at estranged husband Hulk Hogan.
I’m not feeling the love between Hulk and Linda Hogan these days.

Apparently, the easiest way to bag yourself a Cosmopolitan Fun Fearless Male Award is to bag Jessica Simpson.

It’s uncanny. Consider that last year, Jessica’s ex-hubby Nick Lachey earned the Fun Fearless Male of the Year Award.

This year, three more Simpson lovers – past and present – were honoured by the mag. John Mayer took home the Fun Fearless Male of the Year Award, while Dane Cook and Simpson’s current beau, Tony Romo, also both won awards.

Okay, lest you think only Simpson conquests win these things, that’s not the case, but clearly, those that have carnal knowledge of her are shoo-ins for this honour.

I get the Fearless part – you’ve got to have balls of steel to deal with her, but Fun? What’s fun about having your life become tabloid fodder? Okay, don’t answer that.

Get Outta Bed, Beeyatch

In other Simpson news (ugh, I know, I can’t stand it anymore, either), it’s been revealed that she has major issues with insomnia and can apparently only sleep at night if she lies on the floor.

“It’s a mental thing,” she says.

Uh, you got that right.

Simpson often has to leave Romo alone in their bed of bliss while she sleeps on the floor. What? Isn’t that Dallas Cowboys’ comforter cozy enough for you?

Anyways, is it just me or doesn’t she realize that it’s no accident she’s winding up on the floor each morning? Hey, she can pretend that she’s making the conscious decision to leave bed and lie on the floor, but let’s get real here. Tony – no doubt channeling his inner punter – has nothing to do with this? Riiiiiiiigggghhht.

In other matters, I am sick of writing about these two, but hey, they are the hot athlete-celeb couple now. Believe me, I search high and low for anything I can write about other than this pair, but there’s just nothing out there now. If you’ve had it with this couple as well, feel free to send me your celebrity-athlete news tips.

Putting the Kids First

Things are getting ugly between Linda and Hulk Hogan, embroiled in a bitter divorce. According to legal documents obtained by TMZ.com, Linda is claiming that Hulk is using their son Nick to deliver messages related to the divorce. She also charges the wrestler with telling the kid secrets that he didn’t want Linda to be aware of.

Linda is asking the courts to order Hulk to stop talking to Nick about the divorce.

Ah, I feel the love.

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Squeeze Play: Mr. T Starter’s Kit

March 3, 2008 | by RotoRob | Comments (0)
Floyd Mayweather has some seriously fine taste in bling. (TMZ.com) Wrestler Floyd Mayweather celebrated his 31st birthday in style last week, taking Vegas by storm with both a lovely hottie on his arm (R&B singer Keisha Cole) and some serious accessories. Round his neck, ‘Pretty Boy’ was sporting a huge-ass pendant that said “Philthy Rich.” The [...]
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Squeeze Play: LiLo Wrestles with Celeb Status

February 22, 2008 | by RotoRob | Comments (9)
Was Lindsey Lohan tricked into posing nude for New York Magazine? Fat chance, says wwtdd.com. No, Lindsay Lohan isn’t dating an athlete (that we know of), but it appears she has a thing for wrestlers, showing up Monday at the Honda Center for WWE Raw and appearing in some photos with John Cena, Rey Mysterio and [...]
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Squeeze Play: Beck Peck Has Them Fainting

February 16, 2008 | by RotoRob | Comments (9)
Want to know the real reason why a frazzled female fan fainted in the presence of David Beckham? His wife Victoria is only too happy to boast about her hubbie’s greatest assets. Soccer stud David Beckham was at it again last week, causing a stir at Jermaine Dupri’s pre-Grammy party at Club Central in Hollywood. It seems [...]
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Squeeze Play: An Embarrassment of Riches

February 9, 2008 | by RotoRob | Comments (6)
Ronaldo, who once dipped into this tasty treat, apparently prefers to spend his fortune on a ho or three. Famous playboy/soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo has 88 million more reasons to stay single – the sum he’ll be paid over the next six years by Manchester United thanks to a brand, spanking new contract. Speaking of Man U., [...]
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