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Squeeze Play: Porking and Corking

March 26, 2008 | by RotoRob | Comments (2)
How'd you like to crawl between those legs?
Enough with the scouting reports, Anna. Show us some booty!

Why are Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen being so close mouthed about this alleged sex tape? So what if they were supposedly caught doing the mummy and daddy dance in a private restaurant wine cellar? What’s a little porking and corking between friends?

Besides, sex tapes are so February 2001. I mean, jeez, everybody has one by now.

What’s the big deal? Just put the damn thing on YouTube already and let’s all move on.

Scouting Report

Kris Benson is trying to revive his flagging career and apparently has been impressive in his workouts for the Phillies as he tries to work his way back from injuries.

Wife Anna was there to provide a scouting report, saying “Kris looks great.”

Uh, thanks, Anna. We were actually here to check out his fastball, not his butt. However, if you want to show us some booty, we’re okay with that.

The Great One Takes his Hacks

Former hockey uber stud Wayne Gretzky dropped by the Royals’ training camp last week and, along with his wife and son, took some batting practice.

The Great One has often said that when he was growing up, he wanted to be a baseball player. Instead, he settled on being the greatest player in the history of the NHL.

Of course, longtime wife Janet Jones has had her share of close encounters with balls, having appeared in the movie “A League of Their Own.”

The word on the street was that Jones was taking BP quite seriously, heading over to the video camera to check her swing after each hack.

Sure she wasn’t just checking her makeup?

At any rate, even the Royals aren’t sad enough to sign Jones or her 47-year-old husband. Or are they? What do you think the odds are on that one? Where’s Rick Tocchet when you need him?

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Squeeze Play: Jessica’s Award-Winning Conquests

March 9, 2008 | by RotoRob | Comments (1)
I’m not feeling the love between Hulk and Linda Hogan these days. Apparently, the easiest way to bag yourself a Cosmopolitan Fun Fearless Male Award is to bag Jessica Simpson. It’s uncanny. Consider that last year, Jessica’s ex-hubby Nick Lachey earned the Fun Fearless Male of the Year Award. This year, three more Simpson lovers – past and [...]
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Squeeze Play: Mr. T Starter’s Kit

March 3, 2008 | by RotoRob | Comments (0)
Floyd Mayweather has some seriously fine taste in bling. (TMZ.com) Wrestler Floyd Mayweather celebrated his 31st birthday in style last week, taking Vegas by storm with both a lovely hottie on his arm (R&B singer Keisha Cole) and some serious accessories. Round his neck, ‘Pretty Boy’ was sporting a huge-ass pendant that said “Philthy Rich.” The [...]
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Squeeze Play: Jessica Pulls a Play Action Fake

February 27, 2008 | by RotoRob | Comments (2)
I’d know that ass anywhere. That would be Anna Kournikova’s sweet booty, aka, the bane of Sergei Federov’s hockey talent. Oh jeez, give it a rest, girl! In the latest issue of US Weekly, Michael Starr, a close friend of Tony Romo, talking about the Cowboy and Jessica Simpson, told the bird-cage liner pub “I think [...]
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Squeeze Play: LiLo Wrestles with Celeb Status

February 22, 2008 | by RotoRob | Comments (9)
Was Lindsey Lohan tricked into posing nude for New York Magazine? Fat chance, says wwtdd.com. No, Lindsay Lohan isn’t dating an athlete (that we know of), but it appears she has a thing for wrestlers, showing up Monday at the Honda Center for WWE Raw and appearing in some photos with John Cena, Rey Mysterio and [...]
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